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"Take a good look at me nooooow. Well, there's just an empty safe."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Great pull.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    How can he have anything left to sell?
     
  3. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    You'll be in my vault.
    Yes you'll be in my vault...
     
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    What was the first thing his divorce lawyer said after the paperwork was finalized?
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Phil Collins has always struck me as a grumpy fuck -- didn't he scold the Brit MTV Video Awards crowd to shush many years back when his popularity could let him get away with it? -- so I'm not surprised one bit.

    And since he dumped his second wife via fax, I'm sure he's just a great guy.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Awesome.
     
  7. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member

    Great sandwich!
     
  8. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Judges? BUZZZ!

    Ohhh, sorry, no. Great guess, though.

    We were looking for: "Philly, don't you lose my number."

    Thanks for playing and enjoy your consolation prize.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. joe

    joe Active Member

    Phil was awesome on South Park. Timmay!
     
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I rewrote "Land of Confusion" for my 11th-grade physics class. I called it "Class of Confusion." It was great.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No, I'm sorry, this is even awesomer than Freelance's guess.

    "Great! Great sandwich!"

    Fucking great.
     
  12. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Fuck him. Anyone with his money who gets married nowadays and isn't mature enough to talk to his/her prospective flame about signing a pre-nup deserves to have it blow up in their face.

    You think Howard Stern is going to be getting married again without one? I think not.
     
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