Taco Tuesday turns deadly

$6.75 for a pitcher of beer? Damn.

 

Looks like a tortilla salad with a side of sweet and sour sauce.
But what else should I expect from a taco in Kansas?

 

oof

 

If you're eating calf fries at a skeezy bar/grill in Shitkicker, Kansas......you had best be re-evaluating things.

 

There are actually some very very good write home to your mother tacos here.
I know. I know. But really, if you're ever in my area.....hit me up. I'll buy you a plate of tacos and a map because brother, you're fucking lost.

 

If you choke to death in a taco contest in Fresno,
it's safe to say you have failed to re-evaluate things.

 

A valid point indeed.

 

Not eating them, period. Just wondering if there's a demarcation between farm fresh goolies and, ahdunno, institutional boxes of frozen nuggets or if it even matters.

 

“Yes, ma’am: sheep balls. ... Tell ’em why yours are so tasty.”

“Well, the trick is, you’ve got to clip them off way up high.”