T-Rex was a chicken

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6548719.stm

 

I dare you to call him that to his face!

 

I thought he was a pussy?

 

Never would have thought that. Does the T-Rex taste like chicken, too?

 

fishy?

 

A chicken? Bollocks!

 

And somewhere, this man rolls over in his grave thinking what might have been:

 

From the article:

"The proteins found in the T. rex bones belong to the elastic connective fibres - known as collagen - that support other tissues in the body.

"Collagen makes up most of the organic material in bone, which consists of both minerals and protein. It is the same substance injected into the lips, and other areas of the body, in cosmetic surgery procedures."

Which, I suppose, explains this:

 

Come on now, we can't have NSFW images on the site.

 

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

 

Who cares if Marc Bolan was or wasn't a coward? "Bang A Gong" is still a great fucking song.

 

My God, that's scary.