Swimsuit competition? Check. Evening gown? Check. Talent? Pole dancing...

;D

 

Wish I wasn't working today, so I could be home and watch what I'm sure will be a slightly retarded take on this from Hasselbeck on the View.

 

The right-wing screechosphere has cleared the tower and is go at throttle-up.

MOOOOOSLIMS!! HAMAS!!! HEZBOLLAH!!!! AIEEEEEEE!!

Schlussel and Malkin in the lead. Meeeeeowww.

 

This is what happens when you give the crown to someone who's not a Real American.

 

Donald Trump is playing everyone like a cheap fiddle.

 

I just punched a hobo for that...

 

I saw all of these girls in person in Vegas through some blind luck. They are all way too hot to make fun of.

 

I doubt the lovely lady from Michigan has a brain. Birth control is a controlled substance? Ummm, no.

 

Well, if you are talking pills and such, you need a prescription, right? So she's kinda right.

 

I didn't watch the contest, but people on another message board all agreed she seemed to have the least brains of any of the finalists.

 

I don't get the whining about pole dancing - she wore more there than she did in the lingerie photos Trump put them all up to.
And you know FNC's Miss America (Gretchen Carlson) is going to lead the jihad. Funny, she was relatively harmless until the rumors began that FNC was going to non-renew her and bring in Hasselbeck. Now, she's Acme righty blonde programmed not to fall below Defcon-3.

 

You wrote as if that was a bad thing in beauty pageants.