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Survival Tip of the Day: How to open a bottle of beer with a $20 bill

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. JR

    JR Active Member

  2. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Yeah, as soon as I can afford a beer and still have a $20 left over, I'll get right to work on it. :D
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If I had a $20, I'd hire someone to open the damn beer.
     
  4. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Why would you need a $20 when they have a screw top?
     
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't a $1 bill work just as well, just in case you rip it to shreds?
     
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Back in the day when you needed a church key to open a ber bottle, I could improvise with seat belts, boat paddles, disposable lighters....
     
  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    But can he turn an ordinary soda can into a bong?
     
  8. JR

    JR Active Member

    Easier on the fingers?
     
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    He wasted entirely too much beer in that demonstration.

    That's alcohol abuse; and where I come from, that's a hanging offence. :D
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    They don't have them tricky $1 bills in Canada.
     
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Anything with an edge will do. I used a flat head screwdriver yesterday.
     
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    We used to. Here's what it looked like.

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