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Surprise! I'm Not Dead!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pete Incaviglia, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    This is almost unbelievable.

  2. Ha!

    And just so no one thinks this only happens in third-world countries ... I covered a guy who got hit by a car while walking along the road with three friends. One of the EMTS put a sheet over him thinking he was dead. The coroner was walking toward the sheet when the man sat up ...
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I thought this was about Osama.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought this was a Monty Python skit
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I, for one, would need a change of pants.
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Man, to say that would suck is an immense understatement.

    What a hell of a way to get woken up.

    Does Michael Moore want us on Venezuela's medical system by any chance?
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Great minds think alike.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I thought this was about Pete Incaviglia.
  9. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    What's the old Dennis Miller joke about the worst that could happen to a coroner?

    Jesus, honey, I gained one on the table today.
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    At least they didn't start their cutting in the groin area...
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    mere flesh wounds. Oi've ad worse ...
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Bob Hope used to know what this felt like.
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