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Surprise! I'm Not Dead!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pete Incaviglia, Sep 15, 2007.

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  1. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    This is almost unbelievable.

     
    Pete Incaviglia, Sep 15, 2007
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  2. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Ha!

    And just so no one thinks this only happens in third-world countries ... I covered a guy who got hit by a car while walking along the road with three friends. One of the EMTS put a sheet over him thinking he was dead. The coroner was walking toward the sheet when the man sat up ...
     
    Write-brained, Sep 15, 2007
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  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I thought this was about Osama.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Sep 15, 2007
    #3
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought this was a Monty Python skit
     
    slappy4428, Sep 15, 2007
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  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I, for one, would need a change of pants.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 15, 2007
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  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Man, to say that would suck is an immense understatement.

    What a hell of a way to get woken up.

    Does Michael Moore want us on Venezuela's medical system by any chance?
     
    Bob Slydell, Sep 16, 2007
    #6
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Great minds think alike.

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    Football_Bat, Sep 16, 2007
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  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I thought this was about Pete Incaviglia.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Sep 16, 2007
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  9. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    What's the old Dennis Miller joke about the worst that could happen to a coroner?

    Jesus, honey, I gained one on the table today.
     
    Satchel Pooch, Sep 16, 2007
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  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    At least they didn't start their cutting in the groin area...
     
    Norman Stansfield, Sep 16, 2007
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  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    mere flesh wounds. Oi've ad worse ...
     
    novelist_wannabe, Sep 16, 2007
    #11
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Bob Hope used to know what this felt like.
     
    Claws for Concern, Sep 16, 2007
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