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Sure signs your company's f'ed

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by goalmouth, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    1. Management discontinues free bagel Fridays, "because it costs too much"

    2. After major downsizing, and days before first staff off-site strategy meeting in years, CEO announces that company is freezing salaries
  2. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    3. Last one out of the building is to turn off the main hall light to save money, which risks injury by walking in the dark to the door.
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    4. Your company holds a blood drive and they take it downtown to that place next to the bus station and sell it.
  4. Lollygaggers

    Lollygaggers Member

    5. You work for a newspaper.
  5. NDub

    NDub Guest

    6. An staffer leaves the newsroom and the company hires no one to replace him/her.
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    6. Your sports columnist starts growing and selling marijuana to help the company make payroll.
  7. JD

    JD Member

    Your Sports Editor keeps telling you to "Get your resume ready."
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    8. Your company shit-cans someone, then contests unemployment benefits based on trumped up charges.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    9. Employees cannot get free copies of the paper at work, except for the help wanted section.
  10. Cousin Jeffrey

    Cousin Jeffrey Active Member

    You run a goodbye column every day
  11. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    11. You're using the same hardware that was state-of-the-art in 1995.
  12. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    12. They can't afford to put photoshop on the web editor's computer.
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