Sure signs your company's f'ed

1. Management discontinues free bagel Fridays, "because it costs too much"

2. After major downsizing, and days before first staff off-site strategy meeting in years, CEO announces that company is freezing salaries

 

3. Last one out of the building is to turn off the main hall light to save money, which risks injury by walking in the dark to the door.

 

4. Your company holds a blood drive and they take it downtown to that place next to the bus station and sell it.

 

5. You work for a newspaper.

 

6. An staffer leaves the newsroom and the company hires no one to replace him/her.

 

6. Your sports columnist starts growing and selling marijuana to help the company make payroll.

 

Your Sports Editor keeps telling you to "Get your resume ready."

 

8. Your company shit-cans someone, then contests unemployment benefits based on trumped up charges.

 

9. Employees cannot get free copies of the paper at work, except for the help wanted section.

 

You run a goodbye column every day

 

11. You're using the same hardware that was state-of-the-art in 1995.

 

12. They can't afford to put photoshop on the web editor's computer.