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Support Clubber Slang's Cut-starter campaign to buy Clubber Lang's boxing robe

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clubber_Slang, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. Clubber_Slang

    Clubber_Slang Active Member

    Listen here, you old message-board scallywags. Clubber Slang is here to fleece you for some coin ask for your help in the most important purchase of his life. Your boy Clubber has seen on these here Internet spaces that the real-life Clubber Lang boxing robe from "Rocky III" (aka the film with the worst ending in history) is coming up for auction soon.

    I needs it: http://catalog.greyflannelauctions.com/1982-Clubber-Lang-Fight-Robe-Screen-Worn-by-Mr-T--LOT32524.aspx


    Like any good public-fundraising-for-private-gain campaign, Clubb is offering incentives to make you feel better about giving me money. We got sponsorship levels, bitches!

    Donate $5
    Clubber Slang will come to your house and cut you.

    Donate $10
    C-Slang will come to your house, make a sandwich with items from your refrigerator, cut the sandwich, then cut you.

    Donate $15
    Clubber will cut your mama … and let her Instagram it. #ClubberCutMe #Blessed

    Donate $20
    Clubber will cut you, your mama and your cousin too.

    Donate $25
    Clubber will cu … oh, who am I kidding? Ain't no journalists have $25 to contribute to a Kickstarter. GTFOH.

    I figure I need like six or seven million, tops. So don't be shy.

    Paypay (or whatever) your money to ClubberSlangPain@gmail.com.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

  3. Clubber_Slang

    Clubber_Slang Active Member

    What you got on my robe, Cosmo?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The sun just shone a little brighter.
  5. Clubber_Slang

    Clubber_Slang Active Member

    How do you like a comment around here? You guys haven't updated this thing since 2009?

    Gutter likes this.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I'll send you pieces of flair, if that makes you feel any better.
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    All 13?
  8. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    I feel like I'm in a time machine.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "Champ, do you have any predictions for the big auction?"
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Damn, where's 21 when you need her?
  11. Clubber_Slang

    Clubber_Slang Active Member

    *checks bed*

    Nope. She ain't here.
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    And it is glorious!
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