Superstars 2009 = Massive FAIL

I went to school with Ali Landry. If she dresses anything like below on the show, count me in. LOL

 

Dressed like a blue box with a white ?

 

Hmm, showing up on mine.

 

I'd rather see a return of Battle of the Network Stars.

 

Hopefully all of them can master a bicycle better than Johnny Bench.

 

I am definitely DOWN for some Superstars. What are you doing... mañana?

 

The Sklar brothers are probably pretty fired up; Cheap Seats returns!

 

Here, here.

The one that started it all:

Host: Howard Cosell
ABC team: Gabe Kaplan (captain), Darleen Carr, Lynda Carter, Farrah Fawcett, Richard Hatch, Robert Hegyes, Ron Howard, Hal Linden, Penny Marshall, John Schuck
CBS team: Telly Savalas (captain), Adrienne Barbeau, Gary Burghoff, Kevin Dobson, Pat Harrington, Jr., Bill Macy, Lee Meriwether, Mackenzie Phillips, Loretta Swit, Jimmie Walker
NBC team: Robert Conrad (captain), Melissa Sue Anderson, Karen Grassle, Tim Matheson, Ben Murphy, Barbara Parkins, Joanna Pettet, Kevin Tighe, Bobby Troup, Demond Wilson

And perhaps my personal favorite, thanks to the triumverate of Cheryl Ladd, Suzanne Somers and Valerie Bertillini:

Hosts: Howard Cosell and Telly Savalas
ABC team: Gabe Kaplan (captain), Fred Berry, Billy Crystal, Chris DeRose, Victor French, Cheryl Ladd, Kristy McNichol, Penny Marshall, Suzanne Somers, Parker Stevenson
CBS team: Jimmie Walker (captain), Adrienne Barbeau, Valerie Bertinelli, Kevin Dobson, Jamie Farr, Caren Kaye, James MacArthur, James Vincent McNichol, Loretta Swit, Lyle Waggoner
NBC team: Dan Haggerty (captain), Robert Conrad, Elinor Donahue, Patrick Duffy, Peter Isacksen, Lance Kerwin, Donna Mills, Belinda Montgomery, Michelle Phillips, Larry Wilcox

 

Ok, the picture is showing up now. Hommina, hommina, hommina...

 

Look at that first CBS team: Burghoff, 60something Bill Macy, 60something Telly Savalas, coked-out Mackenzie Phillips and Jimmie Walker. Talk about epic fail.

But Suzanne Somers, Valerie Bertinelli, Cheryl Ladd, Donna Mills, Adrienne Barbeau.

That's some good eatin' there, Captain. Nice pull.

 

I see Victor French and I flash back to Carter Country: "Handle it, handle it!" Great pull, indeed. The Landry picture is a great pull (so to speak), too.

 

That was actually Richard Paul, who played the effeminate mayor on that show, Dools. He was the one with the hand flip followed by the "Handle it, handle it" line.