Super Mario arrested

I haven't watched it since this afternoon and don't feel like watching it again right now, so this isn't verbatim, but the best part was when he said something about "this is the worst thing that's ever happened" or something like that. And the next line was about being worse than "horse cock in tiny mouth."

 

It got better.

 

Oh, I watched the whole thing. That was just the line that stuck out. That being said, I did pay less attention during the last six or seven minutes.

 

"That fuckin' hit my fuckin' baby toe!"

My new favorite youtube video.

 

I think I'm with you, Doug. But this one's pretty cool, too:

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Note to self: Never play beer pong against Billy.

Kind of along the same theme, this one's definitely in my top 5:

 

Anyone take a look at that article? I was a little confused by the opening.....


"Authorities captured a man Thursday who is accused of shooting and critically wounding a police chief, grazing a deputy and retreating into a house that was soon surrounded by officers. He then slipped away on foot."

Is it a crime to retreat to a house that is surrounded by officers? Because from the wording, this man is being accused of it.

And really, how would you prove/disprove someone's guilty of this?

"Your honor, I'd like to introduce Exhibit A, a three minute video of the suspect fleeing from police officers. As you can see, he enters a white three story house at the 1:45 mark of the video. Now, if you'll allow me to freeze this...see! right there! Police have surrounded the house. Thirty two seconds! Your honor, I rest my case."

 

I'm at least good for something. I aim to please.

 

That was funny.

I would have thrown that game away after 45 seconds.

 

"What the fuck?"

 

"OK. That was on you, Mario."

It reminded me of early Adam Sandler.