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Summarize Moby Dick in a tweet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YankeeFan, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    "This won't save the library."
     
  2. sportsnut2002

    sportsnut2002 Member

    "Moby Dick: Almost As Fun As Shark Week."
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    mobydicknado
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    More Dick than Captain Ahab can handle.
     
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Not for vegans.
     
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I bet those birds are Japanese.
     
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  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Winner.
     
  8. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    He did say Moby Dick "dismasted" him.
     
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Boy meets whale
    Boy loses whale
    Whale sinks his ship
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Captain Ahab Dicked.
     
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Nobody listens to techno.
     
  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    It's Middle Eastern food, but they call it "Mediterranean" because terrorists.
     
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