suicidal moose takes down helicopter

Story doesn't say why they were tranquilizing it, though.

 

Not only that, but the moose wasn't suicidal. Was just having a Woody Hayes moment.

 

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1,

 

You can study moose without tranquilizing them, I believe.

 

They're hard to tag unless they're out cold though.

 

I always knew Mike Mussina never quite got over that near perfect game in 2001.

 

Where's the sport in that?

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_Moose

 

I'm so happy that people have too much time on their hands.

 

Somewhere up there, Vic Morrow is softly chuckling and saying, "Karma's a bitch."