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Sucks to be Michael Barrett

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by imjustagirl2, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    The injury was diagnosed when his wife ran to the sink and spit blood.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Outfuckingstanding.
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Eeghads!
     
  4. joe

    joe Active Member

    Ah, fuck him. He's a Cub.
     
  5. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    I think that Josias Manzanillo had his sack ruptured by a ... ahem... comebacker.... 6-7 years ago.
     
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Didn't Art Modell have a famous injury a while back ripping his nutsack in a hotel room accident?
     
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I assumed a member of the Dawg Pound bit it off.

    Seriously, if Modell set in foot in Cleveland again, would he make it out alive?
     
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I would quit my job on the spot, drive my ass there, and personally enjoy watching him die.
     
  9. I would indeed change the name of my fantasy team - IF I MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS! (Thanks for rubbing it in)

    On a serious note - a word from the Scotal Safety Commision

    http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

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  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    http://www.crackmuffin.com/html/Light-vs.-Scrotum.html

    Should work better.
     
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