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Sucks to be Michael Barrett

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by imjustagirl2, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Hell, I know I appreciate mine now.

    Wow. Hurts just thinking about this injury.
     
  2. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Does Pierzynski have an alibi?
     
  3. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    POST OF THE YEAR 2006.
     
  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I'd still rather my hematoma be intrascrotal than interscrotal.
     
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    And at least he didn't puncture his gooch.
     
  6. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Was Bartman responsible for this?
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I blame Bush.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Probably.

    Cubs fans are so blissfully clueless, I can totally see them wanting to blow up Michael Barrett's scrotum to end the billy goat curse, preferably at Harry Caray's bar, where Ron Santo can groan orgasmically, similar to what he does after a Derrek Lee home run or something.

    Then they'll celebrate by throwing down another Old Style longneck!

    Piss-ass baseball, blowin' up scrotums and swill beer! To quote the old Old Milwaukee commercial, it doesn't get any better than this!

    (God I hate fans of Chicago's sports teams!)

    By the way, speedy recovery Mr. Barrett.
     
  9. PeterGibbons

    PeterGibbons Member

    That was the most painful story I've ever read
     
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    If that's the case, someone should arrest that woman before she hurts someone else.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Wow, 21, who knew you had fun with the quote function in you?
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That made me laugh and laugh and laugh. And you know he'll name his team that for the playoffs.

    In other news, that is the most painful injury I have ever heard of. Good God.
     
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