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Suck it, Gwyneth

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    I've always rooted for a Paltrow-Martin split, just to see if Coldplay would come out with some bitter, angry kickass album that blew everyone away like Blood On The Tracks instead of the soggy wet paper sack opening and closing that is the band's current sound. More likely, he'd just openly weep into the mic for 50 minutes.
     
  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    If Paltrow and Martin broke up, Coldplay would do a remake of "Walking on Sunshine," and the whole album would be the hap-hap-happiest musical experience since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye.
     
  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    My favorite Gwyneth Paltrow moment was the last three minutes of "Seven." Or "Se7en." Whatever.
     
  4. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    That's the name of her next kid.
     
  5. House M.D.

    House M.D. Guest

    I'm waiting for Marvel fanboys to shit all over her and Shane Black if she suits up in the next movie.
     
  6. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I would.
     
  7. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Would what? Shit all over Gwyneth? I didn't know you were German.
     
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Weird. I've always assumed RickStain was German.
     
  9. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    I don't know. I've never thought about it.
     
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  10. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    Cute, but most beautiful woman? No way.

    Jennifer Lawrence. Selena Gomez. The woman on the Fiat commercials. Sofia Vergara. Scarlett Johansen. Manti's imaginary lover, even.

    Like the draft, there are better players available at that pick. But No. 1? It's like taking Manti Te'o with the first pick.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Vers, why don't you search for Stain usage of "I would"
     
  12. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    If he wanted to conduct the shortest search in SJ history, he could type "RickStain I would not."
     
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