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Suck it, Gwyneth

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Gwyneth Paltrow is People Magazine's Most Beautiful Bitch:


    "My family makes me feel beautiful."

    Blech. These fuckers swear they never wear makeup and always feel their best in jeans and old shirts. Such bullshit.
  2. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    I don't know. I'm guessing Gwyneth gives lousy head.
  3. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    When you name one kid after the gag you used for its S&M conception and the other for a prophet who freed a people from slavery, it's tough to say you love both equally.
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member


    She's a very attractive woman.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    She's a 6.1!
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I just looked at the calendar and it's not 1998 anymore...
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Apple? Really!?!
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    My college roommate used the be the director of operations for one of the basketball arenas and said the first time Coldplay came in, the only thing they had on their rider was that basketballs be available so they could shoot hoops... He said all of the band members were really cool and loose and got along with everybody...

    Anyway... About a year later, Coldplay comes back. This time the rider is several pages long. The band arrived and they weren't talking to each other or anyone else... My friend asked one of their managers what was wrong and why are things so different from the last time they were in town...

    He was told... "This time, Gwyneth came along..."
  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Don't ask me, ask Gwyneth Paltrow.
  10. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Must have been a slow year for beautiful women.
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    It's always fun when you recognize one of Mizzougrad96's stories from a previous thread. He's like the funny uncle from your family reunion, except he never stops to ask "Did I ever tell you the one about ..."

  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Chris Martin seems like they type who enjoys being gagged.
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