Subway's Big 11 1/2 Incher

Think we need to re-measure Greg Jr., too.

 

"Is that a foot long?"

"And then some..."

 

Nick The Dick is a legend.

 

Hanks's best movie. I will not argue this. Adrian Zmed was fucking great in it too.

 

Pretty sure that, until today, I'd never heard anyone use those words in a sentence about Adrian Zmed's acting. That said, I love the movie.

 

Granted, I drank a lot in those days, but I stand by that assessment of Zmed's performance.

 

I'll second it. It was a really good second banana comedic performance.

 

I thought it was funny when I worked at Subway way back in the day that the stamps were kept under tighter security than the cash drawer.

 

Shrinkage!

 

I was. My best job ever was working at a one-person Subway inside a poorly located gas station in Mattoon, Ill. During the winter, the daily sandwich sales usually measured in the single digits.