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Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes on your prison uniform when you leave office?

 

Tell you got an 8-ball for the after party.

 

Tell him you have more of a comment than a question. Then unfold a 20-inch-by-16-inch copy of SC's Bush image (the one that says, "The worlds biggest fuckin' hero" or something like that) and say, "I think this is the funniest fuckin' thing ever. What do you think? ... oh, that is a question."

 

Have you ever bent Laura over in the Oval Office and hit that shit like you own it?

 

Which one of the twins gives better head?

 

This makes Yawn look moderate.

And while I'm at it, Yawn, would you please ditch that frickin' avatar? It devalues the evil of that murderous prick Che. I'm sure you can find something else that will equally aggravate those who don't agree with you.

 

Mr. President, with all due respect what the fuck were you thinking when you traded Sammy Sosa?

 

Wow.

 

Ask him to autograph that.