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Stupid text message commercials

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Norman Stansfield, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    OK, in the last two minutes I've seen:

    A commercial for horoscope text messages
    A commercial for Valentine's Day text messages
    A commercial for joke text messages

    I am watching Jackass on MTV, but come on. Why the HELL would anybody spend money on that bullshit?
  2. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Well, you are watching MTV, which lists its target audience as "dumbasses."
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member


    What about those stupid dating text message commercials on A&E late night? Obnoxious!
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Come on, I get the joke ones they are hilarious.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That text message joke commercial...is that the one where you can text message a mamma joke to someone? Who is the fucking knuckledragger who came up with THAT one? "Hey I have a great idea: Text message jokes that haven't been funny in 20 years!"

    If I ever got a text message your mamma joke, I'd text back with "Your mamma's so dumb she birthed a moron who text messages mamma jokes."
  6. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Damn, if I knew your cell phone number I would probably sign up for that or at least text message you a your mamma joke.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I heard your mama walked into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant, and they had to close down the restaurant.
  8. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Best "your mom" crack I heard was just that, a crack, not a joke.

    We're playing basketball on a playground after the sports dept's morning softball league game. We usually were having about 12-15 show up so one team would sit out. As one game ends, the new team comes in and one of the guys on that team says something to the effect of "We get this basket and the ball." Guy from the other team says, "What, do you want seven guys, too?" First guy comes back with, "If I wanted seven guys I'd drive over to your mom's house."
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Your momma's so fat when she dance, she make the band skip.
  10. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    and I thought this thread was going to be about that stupid commercial where the father is text messaging his kids at the table asking him to pass him stuff and then the wife takes away the husband's phone at the end of the commercial.
  11. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    So did I.

    A family-oriented commercial where the father is portrayed as a bumbling oaf...you never see that kind of original and cutting-edge humor.
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