Stupid, stupid, STUPID! (a faux pas thread)

Well played, jg.

To Michael Vick:

You know, just staying out of trouble.

*beat*

My dogs are barking, though.

 

Is this it?

 

Post of the day, week and month, jg.

 

To BYH:

Just passing the time.

 

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.

And that was a masterful post by jgmacg. I knew there was a reason I voted him All-SJ first team.

 

jg's post here and Double Down's post of messages in Busch Stadium are two of the funniest posts I've seen on this board.

 

Or you can just skip straight to the money shot and say "Hi my name is Zeke12."

 

Or you could say, "You know, just trying to get back on my own two feet."

Then follow it up with a joke: "What do you call a cow with no legs?"

wait for it...




Ground beef!

 

I gotta tell ya, Kaylee, this is mighty tame compared to some of mine.

Off the top of my head. I was out on a date with a guy I was kinda sweet on.

I was describing my best friend's husband. "Ugh, what a loser. The guy's a real sap."

Which would've been fine except for my date's last name was Sapp.

 

Oh, I'm sure Warren got over it. But your maple tree is still pissed.

 

Mine was horrible...I was telling what was clearly an inappropriate joke (it was my own fault) about Karen Carpenter...and the punchline was "Just eat something!" The girl to whom I was telling it looked at me very somberly and told me she was a recovering anorexic.

Smooth. :-[