Stupid journalists cause "major" international incident

Perry White · Nov 8, 2007

Using free online translation to translate your questions for the Dutch foreign minister? Really smart...

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1192380743991&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

When the Dutch foreign minister invited a group of Israeli journalists to visit the Netherlands, he expected that there might be questions about European involvement in the Middle East or his country's commitment to economic sanctions against Iran.

What he wasn't expecting were questions about his mother.

Over the weekend, the Dutch Foreign Ministry received a puzzling e-mail from the delegation of journalists who were scheduled to arrive in Amsterdam next week for an educational seminar on the Dutch political system.

"Helloh bud, Enclosed five of the questions in honor of the foreign minister: The mother your visit in Israel is a sleep to the favor or to the bed your mind on the conflict are Israeli Palestinian, and on relational Israel Holland," began the e-mail. It continued with five nearly incomprehensible questions, and several other mentions of "mother."

"How could this e-mail possibly have been sent? These journalists have sparked a major, major incident," said an official from Israel's Foreign Ministry. "Sure he can't understand many of the questions, because the English is so bad. But he is being asked about the sleeping arrangements of his mother!"

The Foreign Ministry contacted the journalists who sent the e-mail and discovered that an automated on-line translation tool was at the root of the problem.
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Questions which were meant to read: "What, in your opinion, needs to be done regarding the Iranian threat to Israel?" Became: "What in your opinion needs to do opposite the awful the Iranian of Israel."

As for the references to the foreign minister's "mother" - the Babelfish Web site had translated the Hebrew word for "if" (ha'im) as the similar word for mother (ha'ima). Other mistakes included "bandages of the knitted domes" instead of "Dome of the Rock" and one question that read: "Why we did not heard on mutual visits of main the states of Israel and Holland, this is in the country of this."
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Ace · Nov 8, 2007

Stupid Dutch deserve it. I hate the Dutch.

ColbertNation · Nov 8, 2007

Seriously, how could they have seen that coming?

mike311gd · Nov 8, 2007

Those type of Web sites got me through Spanish class.

Angola! · Nov 8, 2007

mike311gd said:

Those type of Web sites got me through Spanish class.
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This is the correct answer.

Precious Roy · Nov 8, 2007

I just went through with a not-so-complex message and sent it through the translator and back to English and the damn thing is funnier than a game of telephone with a bunch of retarded crack fiends.

mike311gd · Nov 8, 2007

Precious Roy said:

I just went through with a not-so-complex message and sent it through the translator and back to English and the damn thing is funnier than a game of telephone with a bunch of retarded crack fiends.
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Do you have a lot of retarded crack friends?

Precious Roy · Nov 8, 2007

mike311gd said:

Precious Roy said:

I just went through with a not-so-complex message and sent it through the translator and back to English and the damn thing is funnier than a game of telephone with a bunch of retarded crack fiends.
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Do you have a lot of retarded crack friends?
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Depends if it's payday, but this is a good substitute on those off weeks.

mike311gd · Nov 8, 2007

Precious Roy said:

mike311gd said:

Precious Roy said:

I just went through with a not-so-complex message and sent it through the translator and back to English and the damn thing is funnier than a game of telephone with a bunch of retarded crack fiends.
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Do you have a lot of retarded crack friends?
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Depends if it's payday, but this is a good substitute on those off weeks.
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Yeah, those are the perks of the pay week. I miss my retarded friends. And I blame Minnesota.

Yodel · Nov 8, 2007

"Bandages of the knitted domes." I'm sensing a Notre Dame reference.

beefncheddar · Nov 8, 2007

I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch.

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