stupid facts

Well maybe...or I was a little gassy, dunno.

 

Beano.

 

No, I'm not in television, or involved in college football coverage.

 

Most boogers are green with a tinge of yellow.

 

Bob Dylan went to a 1960s Simon and Garfunkel show while rip-roaring high. Dylan and his buddy were so fucking toasted that they were laughing throughout the show. It was a small venue, Simon noticed and got pissed off. After the show, Simon told others he thought Dylan was mocking him. Dylan felt bad about the incident and later mended fences by covering "The Boxer" on "Self-Portrait."

 

My nose makes its own bubble gum!

 

If your nose went on strike, would you picket?

 

My grandaddy told me never to cross a picket line.

In other stupid music facts news, Malcolm McLaren found Johnny Rotten because the young yobbo, known then as John Lydon, was wearing a homemade "I Hate Pink Floyd" t-shirt. "There's me lad," thought McLaren.

 

Commissioner Kuhn wasn't in attendance when Aaron hit his record-breaking home run.

That's what makes this story about Selig and Bonds a JOKE.

 

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

My favorite fact about Texas: El Paso is closer to San Diego than it is to Houston.

Something I have yet to confirm, but would be an interesting fact: There is only one true lake in Texas, the rest are resevoirs or aren't big enough to be considered lakes.

 

That's true; Caddo Lake (which extends to the Louisiana border) is the only true lake in Texas. It's beautiful, too...cypress trees and hanging moss...very Southern Gothic.