Stunner. Britney loses custody of the kids.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/01/spears.federline/index.html

 

Jeebus.

If you're the judge, how do you split that Gordian knot?

 

Compared to her, KFed is a great parent. It was well-reported in the tabloids that while she was destroying her career at the MTV Awards, KFed was throwing a "Cars"-themed birthday party for one of the kids.

 

"Gordon also told both parents to avoid alcohol or "other non-prescription controlled substances" 12 hours before taking custody of the children."

The judge has to tell them NOT to get high before seeing the kids? Jeebus... what kind of people ARE they?

 

How'd you like that slap to the face?

Judge to Brit: "In the court's opinion, your children would be better served by being in the custody of Kevin Federline. May God have mercy on their souls."

 

To rip off Chris Rock:

Your parents aren't putting away college money, they're putting away bail money.

 

That seals it. They're ice-skating in hell: South Florida and Kentucky are in the top-10 in football and K-Fed is Father of the year.

 

i feel for the kids. i truely hope their parents have saved enough money for their futures.

I don't feel bad for britney. she's had 1000 chances to clean herself up, step away from the spotlight and raise her fucking 2 small children.

 

Odd. Did K-Fed even bother to fight for custody of his other children?

 

This crap has stopped being funny.

 

Maybe their mommy isn't as bad as Britney.

 

Ice staking? (sorry, couldn't resist).

That always cracks me up. What if Dante was right? Didn't his version of hell include below-freezing temperatures at some level, too?