Stunner!! Another alcoholic, wife-beating fatass malcontent finds Jesus!

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060630/SPORTS08/606300414

OK, she wasn't his wife. (He dumped his wife and kids over the winter.) There wasn't room to write "girlfriend-beating" on the topic line.

And, no need for "alleged." He pled no contest to the charge.

And even more shocking, it's Rob Parker, the LeBatard of the Motor City, going full-throttle Bunny on Dmitri. : :

 

Jesus H. Christ. You think Parker spits or swallows?

I'm sorry, but any man who hits a woman deserves no sympathy, let alone a Page 1 blowjob from a major metro newspaper.

 

That column is disgraceful. The oh-by-the-way initial reference to the assault charge is laughable were it not so disturbing.

 

To answer your question: he sucks.

 

Well, you know, the entire Young family is good people.

As long as you're not a girlfriend/wife/umpire/reporter.

 

And John Daly slouches ever closer to a house of worship ....

 

Star, shame on you.
As fawning and cloying as DLB is, he can put a noun and a verb together...

 

He might lighten up to reporters afer that slurpfest.
At least we have an easy way to figure out if Parker was wearing white strips.

 

And he got a tattoo to commemorate it. How special.

 

It's hard to describe how inappropriate and disgusting that piece of writing was.

 

I'm wondering how Ruben Luna let that piece run. Horrible editorial decision.

 

It's not like the Snooze is packed with quality journalism the rest of the time, either. :