Study Reveals Women Spend One Week a Year on Grooming

Oh yeah. Full pot of coffee or it's hat time. No gray area there.

 

That only works out to about 45 minutes a day. That's hardly excessive.

 

No, getting ready is 20 minutes. That counts getting dressed. But since I'm gone 10 hours a day, I like to let my dog out of his crate for about 1:45 after sleeping before he goes back in for 10 hours.

 

I have a back yard. I let those puppies out and go about my business.

 

To be fair...most guys probably spend a week on the shitter in a year.

 

This is a true statement.

 

That's probably low.

But some women shit, too.

 

Yeah, only the gross ones.

 

It's not even that much. 1 week out of 52 is 1.92%. 1,440 minutes in a day x 0.0192 = just under 28 minutes.

 

I thought that was only if the Texans won the Super Bowl.

 

Does this study include Honey Boo-Boo's mother?

 

You leave mama out of this. She wakes up purdier than any Canadian girl I've ever seen, pillow hair or not. It takes her less than half an hour to get ready to leave the trailer, even with the little nip of bourbon to keep her eye liner hand steady.