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Study not eating breakfast gets you laid quicker

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Dec 26, 2008.

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  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    This is a quite a stretch of two non-related facts.


    Japanese study concludes thsat kids who skip breakfats tend to lose their virginity earlier.
    Curse you Frankenberry!

    In other news, kids who wear socks are less likely to develop to shingles.


     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Dec 26, 2008
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  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Re: Study not eating breakfast gets you laid quikcer

    Mikey must've been a daily regular at IHOP.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 26, 2008
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  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    It only took 12 minutes, two seconds. Is that a new record?

    And yes, I realize BYH could pop off 90 times in that span. Sheesh!
     
    forever_town, Dec 26, 2008
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  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I was 17 357/365, and I rarely ate breakfast during the school week. I'm not giving up my cereal now.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 27, 2008
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  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I too rarely ate breakfast in school, but that's because I found myself needing to go poop halfway through football practice everytime I did eat breakfast. So instead I'd just eat something before bedtime.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 27, 2008
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  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I just didn't want to miss the second episode of Saved By The Bell. If only there were DVRs in the '90s. ...
     
    mike311gd, Dec 27, 2008
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  7. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Abstinence.
    IT'S GRRRRRRRRRREAT!
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 27, 2008
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Fuck you, Aunt Jemima.
     
    BYH, Dec 27, 2008
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  9. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Mrs. Butterworth, on the other hand....mmmmm....
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 27, 2008
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  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I heard Mrs. Butterworth wasn't much of a boxer. She had a glass jaw.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 27, 2008
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  11. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    And he had her.

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    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 27, 2008
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  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    If a study doesn't eat breakfast, how does that get you laid quicker?[/smartasscopyeditor]
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 27, 2008
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