stuck at CLT

Last minute decision I flew to Charlotte to beat the snow storm in DC. Now I may be stuck here overnight. What if any stunts should I pull?

And if anyone is near douglad international want to put me up overnight?

 

I was once stuck there on New Year's Day. The airport has improved a lot since then but getting stuck is no joking matter.
I strongly suggest getting one of th rocking chairs between terminals A and B.

 

Check the airport for Lizza. She strings Vicodins like beads and chews on them like one of those candy necklaces.
And she likes to share.

 

If you know somebody nearby, see if they'll come on down.

Edit: I really should read all of the initial post.

 

Anyhoo, I can't look at the thread title without thinking of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

I could recommend a statue to find in Charlotte if you want to hunt your way around town ...

 

Just enjoy the rocking chairs.

 

I AM THE CLT COMMANDER!

 

Whatever the above means, it can't be anything good

 

Is that bottom photo Mario Cantone?

 

I'm thinking maybe an ad campaign for hcg. Something like that.

I still have the kleenex she used to wipe the Cheetos dust from her eyebrows.