'Strictly Platonic'

Platonic women friends?

Heck, it's difficult to keep platonic male friends.

Oh, it's fine as long as you're just talking about women, sports or politics ...

But, when the beer starts flowing, the naked wrestling begins and someone's bound to wake up with a wooden spoon in his butt.

 

There's a difference between Platonic friends and Estonian friends.

 

Goddammit.

I have ALWAYS had more guy friends than girl friends. Some of it was growing up being more interested in watching sports than curling my hair. Some of it was because I was daddy's little girl. But mostly, it's because women are some back-biting bitches.

I love my close female friends more than life. But they are few and far between. For casual friendships, beers and stuff like that? Guys all the way. So fuck you all and your absolutes.

 

Beware of woman who use emoticons.

 

You calling shockey a woman?

 

This is what is known as Exhibit A.

 

Men are always trying to cross platonic lines, sure, but women will sometimes try to cross that line, too. I've lost female friends to both sides of that coin. It's never pretty when a unilateral relationship change is attempted and failed.

 

So you're saying they want this, that and the other?

 

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money.

 

No absolutes here, but most guys don't want their girlfriends/wives getting calls from male friends.

Most women don't like their boyfriends/husbands getting calls from female friends.

 

If the emoticon fits ...

 

Well, YOU'RE not.