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Stranger slaps 2-year-old girl at Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    zag, you are one funny motherfucker.
     
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    spnited, you are one funny motherfucker.
     
  3. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    In a WalMart aisle? :eek:
     
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Try to explain to his two-year-old that she deserved a beating for infringing on the poor old guy's right to peace and quiet.
     
  5. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    There was a Bring It On Again? How have I not rented this?

    I should do like Junkie and nuke after every 500 posts, then add sequels accordingly. It'll be like a porn franchise. Mystery Meat 57: The Secret's In The Sauce.

    Meanwhile, I do a search for "porno franchise" to see what the longest run of sequels for porns are, and lo and behold, look at what the first Google search hit turns up:

    http://www.pornopizza.ca/
     
  6. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Zagoshe -- "What do you mean I'm funny, you mean the way I talk? What?"

    Johnny Dangerously -- "It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy."

    Zagoshe -- "Funny how? What's funny about it?"

    Johnny Dangerously -- "It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything."

    Zagoshe - "You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

    Johnny Dangerously - "Just... ya know... you're funny"

    Zagoshe -- "No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!"

    Johnny Dangerously - "Get the fuck out of here, Zagoshe!"

    Zagoshe -- "Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Spnited, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Johnny. You may fold under questioning."
     
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Everytime I see Stone Mountain, Georgia, I think of Crusher Blackwell.



    "Ya took the man from behind!"
     
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    I'd like to punt my 2-year-old neighbor into the lake.
     
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Well, now that's just different. You wanna play football with the youngster.
     
  10. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    If you did that - the internet tough guys on this thread would come and beat you up!!! Well, except for one who admits he is a wuss so he'd have to let his wife do the dirty work for him.......
     
  11. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Who did that? I'm the only one who brought up my wife, but that was to say that if she was the only one of us present when it happened (as was the case in the actual story here, it was the mother who was there with the child). she probably do even worse things to the guy than I would. Remember Zag. Words mean things.
     
  12. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    I'm sure that was because she is the only one in your household who is capable of doing anything about it.....
     
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