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Stop the presses. Madonna and A-Rod??

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Well, for once, A-Rod may come through in the clutch.
     
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    The term "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" comes to mind.
     
  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    My favorite headlines so far today:
    "Justify My Glove"
    "Papa Don't Pitch"
    "Her Spanish Lullaboy"
    "A-Rodica"
    "A-Rod Knocks One Deep into Foul Territory"-Love that one
     
  4. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Dennis Rodman permanently soured her on heavily tattooed hoopsters.
     
  5. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    One of the TV tabloid shows I saw last night urged Madge to hook up with A-Rod ASAP. Because come the playoffs "A-Rod can't hit anything."

    Solid!
     
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I would have thought A-Rod would like a virgin.
     
  7. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    The 40 Million Dollar Virgin
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It behooves them to stay together.

    They get divorced and A-Rod's suddenly only got $350 mil or so to throw around for spending money. And Cynthia's just another tramp without A-Rod. Nobody gives a shit if you come to Yankee Stadium sporting profanities on your shirt if you're single.
     
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Unless you're hot.
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And she's not.
     
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Well, yeah.
     
  12. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Does that mean you could go for more than eight seconds with her?
     
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