Stop the presses. Madonna and A-Rod??

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/06/madonna-and-arod.php#more

Madonna: 8-16-58
A-Rod 7-27-75

 

Like A Cougar, hunted for the very first time.

 

Madonna Cougar Ciccone?

Hurts So Good.

 

He's her type. Younger and Latino.

 

I love the gossip rags. I do. I load up on them before every flight.

But I will never believe a word of gossip OK! prints.

 

From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is our bedroom

 

Does Jose Canseco have a comment?

 

Probably something like this:
"I was on steroids when she and I were going at it. Now she's hooking up with A-Rod, so what does that tell you?"

 

Madonna did allegedly sleep with Jose Canseco once, so maybe she likes her male sex organs roided into obscurity.

She should remake the Deeper And Deeper video, but instead of unpeeling a phallic banana, she could pick nits on a gerkin.

 

He must be her Lucky Star.

 

What would a guy like Arod, who could land someone way hotter, want with Madonna. She hasn't been hot for 15 years and she is really annoying, I liked her better when she was an Italian girl from Detroit