Stop me if you've heard this one before. Police want to speak with Pacman...

Innocent all the way. No one who attends a strip club on a regular basis is capable of committing a crime. It just doesn't happen.

 

If I ever see Pacman in a strip club, I'm getting the fuck out in about 30 seconds.

 

same goes for brad renfro's dealer.

 

I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming and it was still funny.

 

As far as 'Pacman' being dumb is concerned, he's had at least a baker's dozen brushes with the law; therefore, he must be a little smarter than the system.
If the glove doesn't fit, we must acquit.
That doesn't say much for the system does it? ???

 

How do you get into a fight in a strip club if you are him?

How do you sucker punch a lawyer?

How do you sucker punch a woman?

At least he showed some restraint and didn't sucker punch a handicapped, elderly, female lawyer in a strip club.

I guess he will save sucker punching a handicapped child for the next time he goes to church.

 

Pacman's accuser: Uh, never mind.....

http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080116/SPORTS01/80116114/1002/SPORTS

 

she heard the news about mel and now is despondant. i was afraid that might happen.

 

So what do we think happened here? Did he pay her off? Or did she know her story about him sucker punching her after she followed him into the hallway to "gawk," despite the fact that he had lunged at her several times with the intent to cause her "grave bodily harm," wouldn't pass the sniff test?

As someone else said, the day I see Pacman in a strip club is the day I turn into Jesse fucking Owens and get the hell out of there as fast as I can.

 

See I don't think all of that matters. Why was he even at the strip club in the first place? Doesn't he want to play football again?

 

are those rhetorical questions?

 

Can't he just go beat someone up in a KFC for a change?