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Stop me if you heard this. A bobcat walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by slappy4428, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. editorhoo

    editorhoo Member

    "I seen it."

    What in the name of God will it take for people to stop saying this?
     
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    And, yeah, that bouncer will be a candidate for the Darwin Award somewhere down the line.
     
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If the bobcat ripped his nuts off, does that satisfy the Darwin requirement of removing himself from the gene pool?
     
  4. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
    I fell down on the crossbar. And the pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder.
    -- The Smiths
     
  5. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    My dad says that all the time. And "yeller" and "warsh," as opposed to "yellow" and "wash." He also says "I'm gonna go get me a beer," as opposed to "I'm gonna go get a beer."

    He's so country. It drives me crazy, but he's my pops, so what are you going to do? Also, his Mark McGwire-esque arms could still whoop my ass, so I don't say anything.
     
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