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Stop me if you heard this. A bobcat walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by slappy4428, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Bobcat walks into Arizona bar, attacks patrons

    ASSOCIATED PRESS • March 26, 2009

    COTTONWOOD, Ariz. — A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten by the animal after it wandered inside a bar.

    Officers called to the Chapparal Bar arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it.

    Tests were ordered to determine if the animal was rabid. It wasn’t clear how seriously the victims had been wounded.

    Cottonwood police say the animal attacked Monday when it scratched a woman who thought she had hit it with her car. Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut.

    About 11 p.m. came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.
     
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    This is why you really shouldn't let Ohio students leave campus.
     
  3. Excuses for being in a bar that your spouse will never believe, Chapter XVIII
     
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Are we sure it wasn't a Cougar?
     
  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    It must have been early, beacuse usually the bars are empty in Arizona after the first round [of the NCAAs].

    Thank you.

    I will be here all week with shows at 7 and 10.
     
  6. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Active Member

    Would Stan act this way? I think not.
     
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Boooooo.


    :D
     
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    So... are you saying that it would be a bad time to use this as an excuse this Saturday?
     
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Naw, Stan would knock over all the wine glasses, then go find a chair, preferably with a human in it, curl up and sleep. Pays to still have a tail, I guess :D
     
  10. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Boooooo.
     
  11. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    If this story were dated, say, six days from now, I'd have to call a Sidd Finch on it.
     
  12. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Bobcats wouldn't pull this shit if they thought there was a chance someone was packing heat...
     
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