"Stop enabling Barstool's shit"

I’m dumber for having read this.

 

Didn't know Kris Jenner was outsourcing her, um, talents.

 

Barstool Sports is a cesspool of misogyny and bigotry

 

It's the yayo that'll bring em down.

 

The Mos Eisley of sports websites.

 

Stuart Varney Hails Dave Portnoy as a ‘Genius’ for Provoking ‘Mentally Weak’ Professional Athletes

So many things wrong with this. Fox Business interviewing Portnoy? Genius?

 

I am not a Barstool guy, but I admire Portnoy for his ability to make millions — a bit of it on the backs of free labor, admittedly. It's not like he climbed out of the hood, but he did make something out of a silly free eight-page tab rag.

 

They are mocking golfers for whining about crowds. I'll allow it.

 

He used the pandemic sports downtime to rebrand as a stocks guy because all the stoolies are also on robinhood

 

He's running for president.

 

It's tragic that he has a chance.