Sting Rays 2, Humans 0

I've been hit by a ray. Thankfully, in the calf.
It's actually pretty common. You step on one in the surf, and the sucker back-smacks you with the tail/barb.

 

What part of my statement makes me a dumbass? It's frakking true.

I don't want to die in a tornado. So, I'm not gonna move to frakking Oklahoma and sit around in fields all day. Simple logic and if you can't see that, please feel free to go string rat hunting, douche.

 

It's not really legitimate but the stories of the animal attacks on humans are real and bizarre.

 

Why don't you go find a board for people inflicted with the stupid gene such as yourself and spare the rest of us your ranting?

 

I think you answered your question.

 

That should be the default response in Quick Reply, to be used in every thread.

 

In fact, I'm going to make it my sig.

I just realized that will also make it appear that it was addressed to me, which should give me some serious street cred.

 

Sting rays don't bother me, it's the sting rats I'm afraid of.

 

The stink bats do it for me

 

I'm also terrified of Stingrays.

 

I eat stingrays for a morning snack.

 

Geez, Stingray and Riptide in the same thread? I'll take bad 80s knockoffs of "Magnum, P.I." for $200, Alex ...