Sting Rays 2, Humans 0

No, but if you're driving on a street that has a "Deer crossing" sign, and --gasp--a deer crosses, don't go on the local news and say something like:

"Well, yes'um, he just came out of nowhere, that little fella. I wish I would've knowed he was gonna cross, I wish I would have had a sign".

Sorry, I just don't have much sympathy for stupid people who die in stupid ways.

 

So no one should ever go on a boat again?

You may be the stupidest person on this site.

 

Chazp just said, "LOL!"

 

I've got a stingray as a pet. Sure, Alex is big, and it costs a lot to keep him happy. But he keeps me company, so it's worth it. I just don't go swimming with the guy. We make it work.

 

Oh, Doc, it's not just this thread. Schizo up there posts nothing but retardation all over the place.

 

Fair enough. I guess I haven't noticed.

 

You're gonna really hate yourself in the seconds before you die.

 

LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

 

And he posts a lot more than chazp. He and the guy in your sig are duking it out for SportsJournalists.com's stupidest poster.

 

Good call, sc. Forgot about the doucebag.

 

I was vacationing on Florida's redneck riviera several years ago and a friend of mine got taken out by either a mild ray or an angry jellyfish. He stepped on it. I'm walking down to the surf with a few beers in my hands and next thing I see is his fat ass being carried back up the beach like a Roman general.

 

Aww, shucks, you're making me blush.

I feel kind of special. In fact, you can kiss the fattest part of my ass chief.