Steven Segal: Lawman

December 2nd, people. December 2nd.

It shall be a glorious day.

 

What's going on with this dude's hair? Looks part painted, part Dracula.

 

I fear the entire acting profession will be set back 200 years by this series...

 

You don't think things like "The Simple Life" and "Laguna Beach" already did that??

 

The sequel to this series will start filming shortly. It's going to be called, Steven Segal, I got my ass kicked in Jefferson Parish.

 

From what I hear, this may be the best guilty pleasure ever.

I've stopped watching most reality shows, but I can't pass on this one.

 

Seagal looked so quick and fast in those martial arts moves that he reminded me of Ali.

You have to remember that Ali is battling Parkinson's Disease, though.

 

A question: Wasn't Seagal accused years ago of domestic abuse against Kelly LeBrock? Or was that Van Damme? I seem to recall it was one or the other.

If it was Seagal was he ever charged? And if he was charged, how the hell does he become a law officer ... even if it is in Louisiana?

 

Hey! Hey!
No knocking on Louisiana!

 

Is this like Ice T going from cop killer to NBC cop?

 

I think Seagal has better credentials for a reality show than, say, Duane Chapman.

 

Hey, catching people on an island is hard work.