Steven Seagal: Your Thoughts

The best movie he did was the one -- I think it was "Executive Decision" -- where he got killed off a third of the way through it ...

I tell that one to my wife (a big Seagal fan) just to see the look on her face (priceless) ... that, or tell her that Jet Li could kick his ass with both hands and a leg tied down

 

Chuck Norris owns Seagal.

Invasion USA. That's all I'm saying.

 

It's time to die.

 

My favorite is Under Siege, mainly because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey were obviously having so much fun.

 

No way. Seagal trumps any Chuck Norris movie, and it's not even close.

 

Seagal rocks, but he ain't no Chuck, Oz.

 

The Fire Down Below was 2 hours of fairly decent entertainment ... especially when he told Kris Kristofferson that being in prison would teach him a "whole new meaning to the word, 'violation.'"

And the girl in that movie who's been on CSI made for a decent looking piece of white trash.

 

That's Seagal?

Thought it was Marv (Rourke's character) from Sin City.

 

Out For Justice is definitely a guilty pleasure...

Hard to Kill, Under Siege and Above the Law are actually good films...

Seagal was actually decent in some Kurt Russell movie where he was killed during the first half hour. I can't remember the name of it...

 

Executive Decision?

 

That's the one...