Stephen Hawking REALLY likes black holes

I just ... I just ... this brings me to tears, it makes me so happy. I don't even care if it's true.

Stephen Hawking frequents a sex club.

There is a God.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/stephen-hawking-sex-clubs-physicist-freedom-acres

 

Well, who doesn't? My people call it "the bedroom."

 

The physicist Sean Carroll talks about Stephen Hawking's fondness for going to top shelf whiskey tasting events.

Hawking is an animal.

 

Yep.

I think he's been married several times, due to his being unfaithful to his wives.

 

Hawking to play Will Smith role in Hitch 2

 

I understand there are women of all sizes at Freedom Acres. God bless them all.

 

Yeah, that sounds about right. The Guardian's Science Weekly episode on Hawking has a good anecdote about him in a nightclub.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jan/04/stephen-hawking-women-complete-mystery
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/audio/2012/jan/10/science-weekly-podcast-stephen-hawking

 

So I know he's famous for being such a smart scientist guy, but what's Hawking's most famous discovery or scientific breakthrough? How would his obit read?

 

Basically, he has extended our understanding of how gravity works, which we assume is the key to unlocking a lot of mysteries about the universe.

 

Why did you have to make it racial, CB?

 

Right. His work has primarily focused on gravity within the universe. Particularly, black holes and their properties.