Steamed hams!

CRUD!!!!

 

Hey everybody! Look! It's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!

 

"Haw, haw."

 

This was the largest car that I could afford. Should I then be made a fool of?

I guess so...

 

Back you go to wait for a woman with less discriminatin' taste.

 

I'm not sure why, but Nelson's legs dangling helplessly always cracks me up.

 

BLOW THEM KISSES!

That entire interaction is great, right down to Milhouse and Bart squirting ketchup and mustard off the overpass.

 

Well, I don't like to leave the store...
...but for the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's
on sale for 19.99.

 

I get the same way when Moe makes Jimbo cry.

"I was only gonna cut you a little."

 

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday
night --
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they
have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese,
right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.
-- Don't think you want to know,

 

That might be my favorite episode. Certainly among my top five.