Stay Classy Lindsay

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that picture. Scary...

 

Poor girl was taken into custody today. Cameras and video off, though, so as to not show her in cuffs. Awwwww.

 

Who knew it was possible that after having OJ Simpson as a client that Shapiro could actually delve lower on the celebrity douchebag totem pole?

 

You know this from "reading" about Anselmo, I presume?

And whatever Lohan's sentence is, she should get another 18-24 for the cinematic abortion that was "I Know Who Killed Me." Years, not months.

 

Whoever came up with the term 'LiLo' should receive a life sentence with no parole.

 

Tuesday, July 20th 2010
Even Bob Shapiro Can't Take Lindsay Lohan

Robert Shapiro stood up in court and defended a psycho who brutally sliced someone's head off and even he won't throw up his hand and admit, "Yup, I'm Lindsay Lohan's lawyer." TMZ reports that Robert Shapiro has informed Judge Marsha that he is no longer representing Lindsay Lohan. HA.

I mean, when O.J. Simpson's attorney thinks you're too much to handle, the government should automatically declare you a toxic nuclear weapon and ship you off to North Korea. Even Bob Loblaw won't return this bitch's calls.

But there's a silver lining to this disaster that is LiLo's life, and it isn't coming from the farewell coke line she's snorting right now. No, it seems that LiLo has finally come to terms with the fact that she's going to jail this morning. She Twatted this last night:


the only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks