Stay Classy Lindsay

This sounds like a heck of a lot of prescriptions for a 24-year-old:

 

Dilaudid is a hardcore painkiller. You don't need that shit for "dental pain."

 

Great.

 

And the judge presiding yesterday's hearing was pissed off enough to have no mercy for LiLo. The video clip link below of the judge ripping the treatment center for not releasing her attendance records deserved a standing ovation from me. It didn't help that Lindsay was skipping out on treatment anyway and blatantly throwing it in the face of her probation officers and the legal system.

LiLo's attorney was trying her damnest, and in vain, to cover for Lohan. The judge, in essence, said "I call bullshit. I want the attendance records handed over to the prosecutor now."

http://entertainment.msn.com/video/?g=655B20B6-89A8-11DF-B45F-BB6F63A74C6D&icid=ENTERTAINMENT2&GT1=ENTERTAINMENT2

 

I always thought it was funny when people were saying that Britney Spears was "just a few months from having to do Playboy" and stuff like that. Meanwhile, at Spears' lowest, she was pulling down $40 million a year.

Lohan, on the other hand, never got the huge payday that most assume someone as famous as she is, got. By most accounts she's broke and both of her parents are as fucked up as she is and trying to milk their daughter's dying career into a few minutes of fame for themselves.

There are tons of actors in Hollywood who have drug problems and are known for being difficult to work with, but by most accounts Lohan is among the worst, since it appears no one has wanted to work with her for about three years now.

The Lovelace picture is a win-win for the director, who knows tons of people will line up to see a former child star playing a porn queen.

 

Let's be honest. The girl is still pretty goddamned hot.

 

Agreed.

 

Another movie scene she can star in:

Lindsay crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. 500 yards. That's the length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.

 

Here's the link to her nude shots in New York Magazine that she did about two years ago.

http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index8.html

 

Robert Rodriguez hired her to do Machete, the previews look funny.

 

I couldn't see this earlier because I was reading this thread on my phone, but man did this give me a good chuckle.