State of the Union Address

Finish your drink when we cut away to "real Americans" in the President's box.

 

You could get really shit-faced with "freedom"

 

Stimulus
Nuc-ular
Freedom

Those three words alone spoken by the Jackass-In-Chief could make any drinking game a puke-tastic experience.

 

Chug a beer each time he says "Earmark."

 

Drink for as long as the standing ovations are.

 

Patriot/patriotic/patriotism

 

That would hurt.

 

I'll be writing a game story about that time so I'll miss it. Which might be a good thing since all watching it would probably do is piss me off.

 

C'mon. I've only got one beer and I want to be able to finish it.

 

1) No, because I can't stand having the speech interrupted a hundred times by applause. Everyone except his family thinks he's done an awful job, but during the State of the Union you'd think he was a combination of Lincoln, JFK, Churchill and FDR. I just want him to go away, and when he does, I will applaud.

 

He's gonna say how great Iraq is going.

Then he'll press Congress to get its ass in gear about the economy, subtly suggesting it's Congress's fault.

Then he'll try to spin his "legacy," since this is his last SOTU.

There, I saved you an hour.

 

What's your "inside" friend say that Bush will tell us?