Starman-style Justice

Reminds me of an obscure Jim Stafford song called "Cow Patti," about a showdown between a gunslinger and the daughter of a man he had murdered:

Forty shots rang out
Forty people fell
Patti and the killer missed each other
But they shot that town to hell

 

"I'm assuming that was sarcastic. After the first three dozen hits or so, I'm assuming he was finished."

DyePack, a little sensitivity? That's not always the case.

Fondly,
Sonny Corleone

 

Out-fucking-standing. I'll buy that guy a carton of cigarettes.

 

<Applause>

 

3Bf --

I'm good for a carton as well.

That's good work outta him.

 

Then give them a roll of quarters and send them to the arcade.

Better yet, let Poot have a shot.

 

I'm thinking Starman would have gone for one gutshot and a few rounds of torture.

 

And two prison gaurds lost their jobs because they made copies of the assault photos taken after the tatoo was made.

I'm not saying the gaurds should have made the copies (they shouldn't have), but losing their jobs was a little extreme.

 

Nope, he'd have strapped him to a chair and made him listen to Albom read his books on tape...

 

We have a winner. Any chance the guy would have to listen to the two guys you don't meet in St. Louis?

 

No way. While I'm all for the savage dispensation of brutal death upon the guilty, we must retain at least a shred of our human dignity.