Starman justice needed in Aisle Six

I don't know why Wal-Mart attracts crazy bastards, but it sure does.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/03/12/police-retiree-hit-kids-with-his-keys.html?sid=101

 

Is a Walmart in Ohio redundant?

 

"Conone told police he would put his keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren't looking. He said he'd been doing it since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.

His public defender said in court today that Conone has mental health issues."

Understatement of the year.

 

Ralphie boy is lucky he ran into a mother who was content to "lead him by the arm."

A lot of mothers would have laid his ass flat out, or worse. You know what some mothers are packing in their purse these days?

And the judge needs to throw every book he can find at him. A key is a sharp piece of hard metal. You punch a kid in the head with a key the wrong way, it could puncture the skull. Jail, jail, jail.

"Mental health issues"? Yeah yeah yeah, tough fucking shit. Spend a few years in the slammer to work 'em out.

 

You're letting him live? The pussification of Starman