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Starman justice needed in Aisle Six

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by dixiehack, Mar 12, 2010.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I don't know why Wal-Mart attracts crazy bastards, but it sure does.


  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Is a Walmart in Ohio redundant?
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Just saying... my uncle lives right over there. Tremendous.
  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    "Conone told police he would put his keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren't looking. He said he'd been doing it since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.

    His public defender said in court today that Conone has mental health issues."

    Understatement of the year.
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Ralphie boy is lucky he ran into a mother who was content to "lead him by the arm."

    A lot of mothers would have laid his ass flat out, or worse. You know what some mothers are packing in their purse these days?

    And the judge needs to throw every book he can find at him. A key is a sharp piece of hard metal. You punch a kid in the head with a key the wrong way, it could puncture the skull. Jail, jail, jail.

    "Mental health issues"? Yeah yeah yeah, tough fucking shit. Spend a few years in the slammer to work 'em out.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You're letting him live? The pussification of Starman :eek:
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