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Starbury 24/7

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pastor, Jul 24, 2009.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    UStream: Stephon Marbury Live 24/7

    Sadly, it was off the air for a moment. However, this thing has been like one giant train wreck. It is complete with great quotes like this:

    ”Do I believe in aliens? I ain’t never seen one, so I don’t know. I do believe in Jesus, though. I saw him the other day. I seen him everyday. I saw him in the shower.”

    “The eagles fly above the storm. Above the storm.
    No, I'm not an eagle, I just gave you a parable of what an eagle does.”

    "Look at my track record; I never lose!"

    “I’m a shower singer. I sing in the shower. I take singing lessons.”

    "Are my shoes made out of dead clowns? That was whack!"

    This is absolutely insane.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I do believe this is the reason Al Gore invented the internet.
     
  3. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    I really want to turn it off. But having it on in the background makes me feel so very sane.
     
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    "And buy my shoes! I got stuck with a million of 'em when Steve and Barry's went broke!"
     
  5. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    My favorite line is when he was with the Knicks and said "That wasn't Starbury. That was some other dude." After a particularly bad performance.
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    When I popped on, Marbury just stared at me for a minute.

    Then, at a volume close to that of a Harrier jump jet, he asked whether I liked the "crib-style flavor he hit me with".

    This is the greatest thing evah. Eat your heart out, JDV.
     
  7. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    A link for this showed up in my Twitter feed. Oh. My. God. It's like a car accident - you slow down just to see how bad it is. (Or in this case how disturbingly hilarious it is.)
     
  8. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Steph has lost it. A little earlier today, he ate some vaseline straight out of the jar.

    http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e6a4c450-a2df-4446-9bf2-03eaef7d587b
     
  9. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    I'm beginning to honestly think Marbury might really be crazy. Not the kind of figurative crazy we've always thought him to be. But literally fucking insane.
     
  10. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Wasn't it Kevin Mitchell who used to eat Vick's Vap-o-rub?
     
  11. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    "Keep gettin' that money! I don't hate, I congratulate!"

    "Ladies! ... Ladies! ... If you feel me, put up them 1s! Put up them 1s!"

    Wow, this is strangely addictive. It's that car wreck nature, I can't take my eyes off this.
     
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    So how long until we find out that the whole thing was scripted?
     
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