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Starbury 24/7

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pastor, Jul 24, 2009.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    UStream: Stephon Marbury Live 24/7

    Sadly, it was off the air for a moment. However, this thing has been like one giant train wreck. It is complete with great quotes like this:

    ”Do I believe in aliens? I ain’t never seen one, so I don’t know. I do believe in Jesus, though. I saw him the other day. I seen him everyday. I saw him in the shower.”

    “The eagles fly above the storm. Above the storm.
    No, I'm not an eagle, I just gave you a parable of what an eagle does.”

    "Look at my track record; I never lose!"

    “I’m a shower singer. I sing in the shower. I take singing lessons.”

    "Are my shoes made out of dead clowns? That was whack!"

    This is absolutely insane.
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I do believe this is the reason Al Gore invented the internet.
  3. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    I really want to turn it off. But having it on in the background makes me feel so very sane.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    "And buy my shoes! I got stuck with a million of 'em when Steve and Barry's went broke!"
  5. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Active Member

    My favorite line is when he was with the Knicks and said "That wasn't Starbury. That was some other dude." After a particularly bad performance.
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    When I popped on, Marbury just stared at me for a minute.

    Then, at a volume close to that of a Harrier jump jet, he asked whether I liked the "crib-style flavor he hit me with".

    This is the greatest thing evah. Eat your heart out, JDV.
  7. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    A link for this showed up in my Twitter feed. Oh. My. God. It's like a car accident - you slow down just to see how bad it is. (Or in this case how disturbingly hilarious it is.)
  8. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Steph has lost it. A little earlier today, he ate some vaseline straight out of the jar.

  9. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    I'm beginning to honestly think Marbury might really be crazy. Not the kind of figurative crazy we've always thought him to be. But literally fucking insane.
  10. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Wasn't it Kevin Mitchell who used to eat Vick's Vap-o-rub?
  11. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    "Keep gettin' that money! I don't hate, I congratulate!"

    "Ladies! ... Ladies! ... If you feel me, put up them 1s! Put up them 1s!"

    Wow, this is strangely addictive. It's that car wreck nature, I can't take my eyes off this.
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    So how long until we find out that the whole thing was scripted?
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