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Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest.....We have a winner! Mustardbased.........

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, May 22, 2008.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Damn. Missed that.
     
  2. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    VERSUS gets 1 share
    Ratings rise dramatically
    A 1's still a 1
     
  3. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    numero uno
    two is just as good as one
    if it's three dog night
     
  4. friend of the friendless

    friend of the friendless Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Sirs, Madames,

    Fleury wears a mask
    Large beak, he fears no Wings' blast
    But whiffs Holmstrom's ass

    YD&OHS, etc
     
  5. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    What's it called again?
    When the puck goes in the net?
    Don't ask the Penguins!
     
  6. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
     
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    My first, but I shall edit my others in:

    Broad Street was bullied
    Dallas nights did not yield Stars
    Now Pens can't find net
     
  8. Bullwinkle

    Bullwinkle Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Red Wings easy to hate
    But yet, the Penguins we all appreciate
    There is good reason why
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Do you even comprehend the rules of haikus? Even slightly?
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Hell, even I understand 5-7-5
     
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Penguins younglings fail
    Red Wings too tough to defeat
    Weeping in Pittsburgh
     
  12. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Year long battles fought
    Spirit fails as red light glows
    Stanley's Cup is lost
     
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