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Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest.....We have a winner! Mustardbased.........

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, May 22, 2008.

  1. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Since I'm an idiot who can't count to fucking seventeen fucking syllables, I'm not going to keep ruining this thread with my fucking failings.

    Good luck to those who participate in this.
     
  2. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    As a disgruntled St. Louis Blues fan:

    Hate the fucking Wings
    Hope they all get some V.D.
    And burn deep in hell

    I'm a bitter man
    Take hockey way too seriously
    My team is so bad

    No playoffs in years
    At least three, no postseason
    While the Wings win Cups

    Stand by my haiku
    Happily bitter, go Blues
    Hate the fucking Wings!
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Never took you for a quitter, HB.

    Live and learn, I guess.
     
  4. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Penguins and Red Wings
    Who the hell watches hockey?
    The smart people, eh

    Who are these bozos?
    They play, but no one knows it
    Fuck ESPN

    One month of summer
    No native teams in Finals
    Sucks for Canada

    Geddy Lee likes it
    Neil Peart is also fan
    Good enough for me
     
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Rush into hockey?
    Signals was about baseball
    Alex Lifeson weeps

    (I know the rules, JR ... merely a response to Piotr ... not that my entries were gold in the first place ... )
     
  6. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    The Pocket Rocket
    Holds the Cup over his head
    All the world is well

    (original six rules)
     
  7. AgatePage

    AgatePage Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    I will watch hockey
    if I also get free beer
    so it's been three years

    Red Wings are so old
    AARP magazine
    all over locker room

    Steelers fans saying,
    "We still have a hockey team?
    More Iron City!"
     
  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Thanks to Sid the Kid
    The Penguins won't hoist the Cup
    In Kansas City

    Red Wings win the Cup
    Detroit fans will burn city
    Just like '84

    Chelios is old
    I watched him as a kid
    Why's he still playing?

    NHL ratings
    Worse than Arena Football
    Thanks, Gary Bettman!

    Super Mario
    One of the greatest ever
    And a good owner.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    No matter who wins
    One thing is a solid fact
    Ilitch sucks my balls.
     
  10. Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Enter this contest
    Buy a large club to bash seals
    To oblivion

    Buy a big hammer
    Gift from the canadiens
    To bash baby seals

    Enter this contest
    I am a pompous ass
    Fuck the USA


    Guess i will be DQ'd for violating rule #2.

    That's OK with me
    stuff your fifty and your rules
    I prefer free speech.
     
  11. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    It's Men against boys
    And the Mule is coming back
    Maybe next year, Sid

    Pens on Hockey Night
    Ostrich on Discovery
    Which will get ratings?

    Bob Cole is brutal
    Greg Millen's not much better
    Where is Jim Hughson?

    Good work Elliotte
    Nice bit on lotto numbers
    In pre game intro

    Penguins are greasy
    A frustrated bunch of kids
    Watch what happens now
     
  12. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    penguin power fails
    wings soar over black flippers
    visions of red cup
     
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