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Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest.....We have a winner! Mustardbased.........

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, May 22, 2008.

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  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Glad someone recognizes my authority. :)

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    BTW, in case HC & I can't agree on a winner, we may drag you in. :)
     
    JR, May 23, 2008
    #25
  2. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Detroit a hell hole
    No room to move in hell hole
    Sid needs a mullet

    Whalers Nordiques Jets
    Fans know that Lord Stanley’s mug
    Will never appear

    Hockey fans racist
    The fights are no different
    Apes are in mist [/zags]


    The oenologist
    Pen’s owner will sip his plonk
    from the cup in 6

    Probert and Kocur
    Will celebrate with many
    Beers and nose candy
     
    Iron_chet, May 23, 2008
    #26
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    If there is justice in the world, mustardbased should be the clubhouse leader.
     
    dixiehack, May 23, 2008
    #27
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    I hereby render myself ineligible. I can't read anyway so an Amazon GC would just go to waste.
     
    Flash, May 23, 2008
    #28
  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Detroit and Pittsburgh
    Those jobs ain't coming back, boys
    Cup rusteth over
     
    Mystery_Meat, May 23, 2008
    #29
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    I meant as a JUDGE.
     
    JR, May 23, 2008
    #30
  7. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Pens, Red Wings, do what
    Who knew it was Cup Finals
    Not this Southerner

    Crosby, marry me
    Your back pocket is loaded
    After beating Wings

    Calimari sucks
    So does octopus on ice
    Bet penguins taste good

    If Don Cherry were
    To cover this series would
    He wear red or black?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, May 23, 2008
    #31
  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Gary Bettman wished
    He had thought of this gimmick
    To promote hockey
     
    PeteyPirate, May 23, 2008
    #32
  9. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Really no big deal
    I just submitted for fun
    To win would be bonus!
    :)
     
    huntsie, May 23, 2008
    #33
  10. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Don Cherry trembles
    Euro captain can't win Cup
    Sport celebrates Kid
     
    Oz, May 23, 2008
    #34
  11. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Old stereotype
    Of gutless and chicken Swedes
    Old as Cherry's act
     
    huntsie, May 23, 2008
    #35
  12. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Which suit will it be
    Floral pink or native blue
    Americans laugh
     
    JR, May 23, 2008
    #36
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